I don’t get out of bed quickly in the morning. I am NOT a morning person (I’m not a night person either, so I’m not sure what that says about me…) and my eyes often just don’t open when they should. I’ve seen many a blog post and e-book floating around in the past week or so by authors who are big proponents of getting up before your kids.

It’s on my to-do list. The getting up part, I mean. Not the blogging about it part. Truth be told, it’s just really hard for me. I’m here to tell you that you can just toss all those great ideas out the window. Here’s the only thing you need in your life that will haul you out of bed faster than anything ever. Faster than the lure of a hot cup of coffee or a homemade breakfast. Faster than than the appeal of quiet time with no children. Faster than a chance for a long, hot shower. Faster than ANYTHING, I’m quite sure.

These words…

“MOOOOOOM! DAAAAD!!!

DREW IS NAKED IN HIS BED!!”

Sure enough. There was Drew in his bed with not one thing covering his little “makid” body. Of course I took pictures, but I think I’ll refrain from sharing them with you. They’re totally PG and don’t show his “makid” parts, but I’m too weird about that sort of thing. Plus, I don’t have much time for a visit from the officials these days…

Thank you, Lord, that he did all of his wetting before he removed the diaper and that wetting was the ONLY thing he did in that diaper (that I found on the floor)!!

Happy weekend, y’all!